Friday, June 30, 2006

Another poem

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Piss off.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Save a lentil:

Kill a vegetarian.

Monday, June 12, 2006

I'm on a new diet:

It's called the 'cat hair eating plan'.
Basically, I can eat everything I want, except for cat hair... Oh man I am going to lose so much weight!

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Handy hint:

Always expect the worst, that way you'll never be disappointed!