Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Bandito, the bad ass bandaid!

Defender of the west, bringer of justice, absorber of body fluids.

"This scab ain't big enough for the both of us."

Sunday, January 29, 2006

And then I said:

Shut your mouth you drugged up tree hugging hypocritical communist hippy facist freak!

Friday, January 27, 2006

Go ahead

Use up all the ink in my favourite pen.
After all, it's not like I PAID FOR IT OR ANYTHING...because I didn't.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Urgent Community Service Announcement:

Kill all emos.
End transmission.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Well, well, well

You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?
Please?

Friday, January 06, 2006

THIS IS NOT A BLOG!

Blogs, or web logs are online diaries in which bogans and teenyboppers write about their boring lives.
Writing about how creative juices probably taste like beef, and that coco pops are made of heroin, doesn't count as keeping a diary.
Bloggers are also (with a few exeptions) morons.
Which I am most certainly not.
Please feel free to make a comment saying that I am a moron, which I will then delete with pleasure.

Be careful what you wish for...

...because it wont come true, and you'll be disappointed.

Is the pope catholic?

No really...is he?

Honestly

The number of times idiots manage to get the backs of their heels caught under my feet just defies the laws of physics.

Why thank you,

Monsieur Unnecessarycomment.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Oh great another joke

"What do you take before every meal?"
"Um...A seat?"
"No, moron, your medication!"

Interesting fact:

'Sarsaparilla' originates from the Latin word 'sarsaparillius', meaning 'fucking disgusting'.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Just take it off

There is a time and a place for pink jumpsuits, and this is not it.

Monday, January 02, 2006

In the future:

People like you will be genetically engineered not to be alive.

See you later, fornicator

In a while, transaction file.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Fantastic!

Now I have to wait another whole year for the year to finally end.