Sunday, November 26, 2006

Now available!

Christmas lights: Pre-tangled for your convenience!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Interesting fact:

I am way to lazy to continue writing intelligent and witty posts, but this dead horse is just so much fun to flog!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006


Nothing can transform students into xenophobes quite like advanced mathematics classes.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Forget the dog:

Beware of annoying sign!

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Today's horoscope:

Horoscopes are bullshit.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

You know you're an emo when:

You start finding Flinders Street Station sexually attractive.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Milk Arrowroot Biscuits

"The primary sustenance of babies and old people."